Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
from what level of hell was this retrieved?
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
scooby doo just raises so many questions. like. why did shaggy eat dog food? why didn’t velma just get contacts? why did nobody ever mention that fred and daphne were probably frick fracking the entire time? why was scrappy doo invented?
it’s a children’s cartoon
thats no excuse for scrappy doo lucy